this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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