It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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