Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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