dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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