On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
where am i from again
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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