i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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