almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
jump out the window naked night went bad
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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