i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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