I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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