just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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