My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Everything about him screamed your future.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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