I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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