I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i now understand why vodka
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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