She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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