Non-Jews are for practice
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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