its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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