Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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