Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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