at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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