We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
