Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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