i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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