Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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