I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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