Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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