hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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