her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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