I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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