Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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