Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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