When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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