so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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