I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I enjoy the company of your penis
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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