Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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