Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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