i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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