do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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