i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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