But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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