awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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