Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
