I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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