Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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