That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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