I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
barbara walters just said penis...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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