I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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