Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
