omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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