Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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