using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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