We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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