ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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