i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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