Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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