i'm signing you up for texting rehab
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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