My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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I am mentally ready for anal.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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